Darryl, if you paid Jack Tatum to put you in that wheelchair to get with Mary, you should know that Mary was always a Niners fan. It would never work out between her and a Patriots wide receiver. There's something about Mary, isn't there?
by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021
by Siri's Bitch Ass July 15, 2017
it's the most hot girl on planeth earth. internet celebrity. every boy loves her. every girl hates her. she has awesome pictures. a hot body. piercings. beautiful eyes. great smile.
by anthony wong June 01, 2010
The 20th of April, it's like Saint Patrick's Day, only with marijuana instead of alcohol.
Also happens to be Adolf Hitler's birthday.
Also happens to be Adolf Hitler's birthday.
by Daniel Woolf April 20, 2008
Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?
Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane
Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane
by Respire13 April 18, 2011
When you have intercourse with a girl on her period then pull out to let them clean the penis with their mouth. More than likely they are new to this so there for a virgin. If your lucky her name will be??
Find a girl named Mary that is on her period and VERY HORNY!! Therefore called the "Virgin Bloody Mary"
by buster b- December 16, 2011
When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.
Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her
by Tara and Colin March 02, 2022