July 11

July 11 is National Roll out Day! Anybody on wheels that being Roller Blades / Skates, Skateboards, Bikes, etc., gather some friends or go solo on the streets and have fun!

Friend 1: "Hey *Friend 2*, its July 11 and you know what that means...!"
Friend 2: "*Friend 1*, I'm outside your door with my skates on, lets roll!"

by Seasons_Pierre January 16, 2022

July 5

National say yes to someone who asks you out day

Them: hey.
You: hey.
Them: will you be my girlfriend?
You:what?
Them:you have to say yes cause it's July 5, national say yes to someone who asks you out.
You: fine, yes I will.

by Double o g 53 June 10, 2022

July 23rd

National Send your best booty and titty pic day

Hey guys its July 23rd.. you know what that means..

by jackboyu July 23, 2021

JULY 23

I WAS BORN ON THIS DAY
CALLING ALL PEOPLE BORN ON JULY 23
WE ARE SUPRUME LEOS
WE WILL BREAK UR KNEES

WE POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS

PERSON "WHENS UR BDAY MATE?'
ME"JULY 23"
PERSON"YOU ARE FLIPPING AWESOME"
ME"LETS GO POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS"

by ieatkids:3 February 16, 2024

July 13

The day former president Donald J Trump was shot

ON JULY 13th
Billy Bob: yeah trump was shot today

Robby: hope he recovers

by Connorisbingys July 18, 2024

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

Julie

A person who makes a lot of mistakes and always runs away from them. She tries but it’s never enough and she can’t handle that.

I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore.

Don’t leave, Julie.

by Eiluj79 December 30, 2023