1 July

National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.

-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~

by RodrigoTheWolf May 30, 2022

1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day

' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '

by horloq July 01, 2024

JULY 23

I WAS BORN ON THIS DAY
CALLING ALL PEOPLE BORN ON JULY 23
WE ARE SUPRUME LEOS
WE WILL BREAK UR KNEES

WE POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS

PERSON "WHENS UR BDAY MATE?'
ME"JULY 23"
PERSON"YOU ARE FLIPPING AWESOME"
ME"LETS GO POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS"

by ieatkids:3 February 16, 2024

July 23

The day fuckers were put together in a band called One Direction 🥳🎉🎉🎊

“It’s July 23rd let’s celebrate For there 12 year anniversary.”

by ImfinnaZayn July 15, 2022

July 23

Church camp hookup day

Joe: did you see that its July 23? church camp hookup day?

Mama: yeah I can’t wait to blow Mary’s back out

by GT_Spectre April 14, 2022

Fourth of july buddy

Someone to help bring in your independance with. Someone to hold your hand under the fireworks. You'll have good luck with this person.

"I watched the fireworks holding my fourth of july buddy's hand, now we're best friends"

by Skittles1991 May 15, 2010

July 11

National Free Slurpee Day!
If your born on this day that means you get a free slurpee!

person 1: I’m born on July 11
person 2: you can get a free slurpee!

by b r e e e e e e e e April 07, 2023