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Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.
jordan is a jordan
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Jordan

Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.
Ex:

Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS.
Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.
by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021
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Jordan

He's probably funnier than you. And gets a lot of women but plays too much video games.
Tamary: Oh my god i can't believe I rejected Jordan he is soooooooooo cute i'm literally so wet he is so hot

Ashlyn: Literally same. I did the same thing and i regret it so much
by SlurpoSeth July 12, 2021
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Jordan boy usally with black or brown hair and brown eyes .has an amazing personality and is extremely funny. Always the one makinging everyone laugh in a group of people. Jordan tends to love his girlfriend more then anyone else and will do anything for her .he never cheats and is an amazing guy .
Look at Jordan making everyone laugh
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Michael Jordan

A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is now replacing the n-word on TikTok.
White people are now calling every African-American: a Jordan
Person one: hey how you doing?
Person two: what's up my jordan
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person 1: Jordan is ok

person 2: ok
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