Jaked

The act of getting inebriated because you received entirely too many shots from a man named Jake.

It could also be from just some asshole buying you too many shots…..call him ‘Jake’

Holy hell, Jen is really fucking Jaked right now.

by DV81 November 24, 2022

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Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 February 04, 2016

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jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.

Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok

by some_freaking_guy December 03, 2020

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jake north

Is a big obelisk

You got a Robe styled jake north down there or are you just happy to see me?

by Biskness April 25, 2023

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marcella jake

The best of friends. They play Fortnite together.And they are friends. We hate Jayda. But Jayda
Likes Jake and Jake rejected her🙅🏻 ♀️🙅🏻 ♂️. Marcella hates veggies. NOPE! She is too skinny!! And tries but can’t gain weight. Jake is sexy and makes u wanna take a pic. Marcella likes to draw and we are NOT I TELL U THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER !

Awww Marcella Jake was so cute!

by Jake Marcella September 20, 2018

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