Bailey Jew

A person who is ignorant and annoying, commonly lives in texas.

Person 1: Look at that bailey jew disgusting

by Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold November 06, 2021

A Jew

A Jew is someone everyone hates FUCK JEWS (I'm not gay I promise please help me I didnt do anything I just want my family back I love Jews please dont hurt my family)

i hate him because he is A Jew
Gay porn is actually amazing i saw one with A Jew in it

by Pleasantsextime March 06, 2023

As a Jew

A phrase often put at the beginning of an antisemitic rant in order to not face consequences

"as a Jew, I think the state of Israel should be abolished and we should all go back to Poland"

by Factoid12342023 February 08, 2024

jews!!!!!

secretly gnomes!!!!

i hate jews!!!!!!

by gnomehunter39 December 12, 2022

blame jew

A very irritating person who tends to blame you for things that are absolutely ridiculous.

Person: Oh shit that was my dog in my blankets ive been kicking for 45 minutes
Blame jew: Its your fucking fault you moronic sub-creature failed abortion fucker
Person: woah calm your tits jesus christ
Blame jew: YOU DID 9/11

by Foamyman November 22, 2016

Jew-du

Instrumental sorcery produced by Jewish Mystics. I.e. Dessert Dwellers, Kalya Scintilla, etc...

Upon arrival at the festival we were immediately sucked in by the wonky Jew-du coming from the speakers.

by Bartholomew Kandinsky November 20, 2017

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 23, 2024