January 18th

the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie

bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon

bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too

by someome :) January 16, 2022

January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.

Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes

by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020

January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!

A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!

by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023

January 5

National sleep in day

Hey do u know what today is it national sleep all day because it’s January 5

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

january

a catholic, ecclesiastical, civil pagan diety that they worship by naming one month out of every year, honoring it by putting it on their gregorian calendar.

"Poseidon loves january"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

January

National jack off month

He jacked off all of January

by Raphael Aguilar January 11, 2021

January 5th

they are as gay as people born on September 6th

did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay

by Random person.com July 12, 2022