lol internet 

An odd phenonmenon wherein people who have invested a significant portion of their life to the internet shrug off anything because the internet is a magical fairy land where you can be a complete fucking douche to even the people you know because "it's just the internet"

You spend tweleve hours a day on the internet, but the second someone disagrees with you, it's "lol internet"?

lol internet by Jaiess September 22, 2008

arguing on the internet 

The comeback inevitably used by the loser of a flame war. Usually accompanied by an image of someone running at the Special Olympics(with optional G.W Bush head pasted on) and the text: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Flame winner: "Your argument therefore rendered invalid by the fact that...."
Flame loser: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
Rest of the board: "Lamer."

arguing on the internet by ridebmxnz May 1, 2006

The Internet 

The magical substance the can allow a a user to view virtually everything humanly possible with a few key-strokes. We use to look at pictures of cats, pornography, get into arguments with strangers and advertising terrible products.

"You see this? This is on the INTERNET."

The Internet by Vex977 April 24, 2014

Wet Internet 

Porn on the internet

Damn Metehan, you're always surfing that wet internet!

Wet Internet by totalfuckup August 14, 2014

The Internet 

80% Porn. 20% Clickbait. 100% the main neccesity of humanity.

the internet is down! We're going to the Stone Age!

The Internet by The Great Squirrelini March 15, 2016

farm internet 

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm

Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!

farm internet by daads1234 May 3, 2018

unwanted-internet detox 

This phrase is used when you don't have your phone/laptop/tab or whatever you use for the internet..but in reality this ain't true you just don't have it or your mom took it or you lost it and then you get it back

A: Where you were?
B: Oh, i went on an unwanted-internet detox

unwanted-internet detox by LMALLLLANIYOM May 4, 2018