Green bean

My nigga. He gets turnt on the daily. Fucks so many bitches with his big green pea pod.

It's ya boy Green bean! Turn up ma nigga!

by Fleesh November 4, 2013

Hairy Bean

A sad and lonely creature which somehow violates all laws of logic by being just as homophobic as it is homosexual. A Canadian closet Jew born in Miami, Brazil. Is usually seen mopping up - without utensils - at the local peep show. Moves often. Moves are often directly proportionate to international adult magazine selection at public library. Better known as the I-AM-SAP index.

Person A: "Wow, that Gay Canadian Hebrew just called me a fag!"

Person B: "Dude, relax, that's just Hairy Bean"

Person A: "Oh! How could I have missed the t-shirt of Armless Ali?! Wow, this is great!"

Person B: "Yeah, it means there is some kick ass I-AM-SAP within a 5 mile radius!"

by Captain Clutch December 23, 2003

cool beans

only like like the coolest phrase in the world!!! you can say it anytime, to anything that is cool, fun, or sweet

I ate some pie.
<cool beans>

by anon-o-mouse February 22, 2011

Blue Bean

A 30mg Percocet Pill

I'm itchy as fuck because i ate this blue bean.

by Leedah/ Roger June 6, 2005

Hot beans

when you dip your nuts in hot sauce and tea bag your sleeping partner.

your hot beans taste good :)

by little_moody January 20, 2009

Beans on Deck

The amount of money that an individual is currently in possession of.

Jahquez: Lets go to the Polo Outlet, I hear they have sweaters on sale.

Dominic: Nigga, I dont have the beans on deck right now

by Dominic.91 August 20, 2010

bean-pod

A Mexican, Central American, Hispanic, etc. female who is pregnant. Mexicans are often referred to as "beaners" (because they eat beans and tortillas) and "pod" refers to the fact that the woman is pregnant (pea pod).

Immigration caught 15 illegals outside of El Paso, with several of the women being bean-pods.

by mike87111 February 21, 2010