Bitch Moment

A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.

All of these can be classified as Bitch Moments:

1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are your dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"

by N tuda I June 23, 2008

Alice Moment

when someone or something (like a computer) does something that pisses you off so badly, it takes all your willpower *not* to want to hurt them/it. Taken from Alice from the Dilbert cartoon.

"I swear to God, I had an Alice Moment when that guy at the club called me a pussy."

by Ariadne ShadowFire May 11, 2006

Vlasis moment

It's similar to bruh moment with the only difference that bruh moment is used for something "bruh", something that makes us feel bad, stupid, awkward, unlucky, foolish etc.

Vlasis moment is used for everything that Vlasis says.

Example for bruh moment:
-When is Carti dropping a new album?
-Didn't you hear? Carti died yesterday...
-Bruh moment.

Example for Vlasis moment:
-Bro, Vlasis just bought some shoes for disabled people so that he can resell them for triple the price!
-Vlasis moment...

by ELSYN March 18, 2021

Katrina Moment

To make something hard when it isn't supposed to be hard ;)

The boy had a Katrina Moment when he saw his teacher.

by swag for days September 9, 2011

Yank Moment

A flash of accidental momentary stupidity, forgetfulness, arrogance or ignorance. Normally meant as an attack against Yanks (Americans) aswell. Sometimes refered to as a "Yankee Moment". It is often refered to as a Canadian Slang term of a "Blonde Moment", except a Blonde Moment only means stupidity, not rudeness.

Jim: "Did you hear about the protest in Toronto?"
John: "....Pardon me? Sorry, I was having a Yank Moment."

by Mister A. C. Canada September 13, 2008

Bruh moment

The word Bruh followed by the word Moment is a common code word used among young people to avoid suspicion when someone defalcates/urinates withing their Pantaloon

Liam: Bro, are you ok? You look like you had a Bruh moment..
Abby: Mate can you get out I'm having a shit

by Fortnitegamer777 November 15, 2018

Farewell Moment

The last few minutes before you end a relationship with someone, which usually consists of awkward conversation.

Joe: I guess I need to go share a farewell moment with Chelsea, I've had enough of her.
Josh: Good luck man.

by Supersingleton January 2, 2010