Dutch Anthem

A great anthem, worst nightmare for Formula 1 fans (Red Bull Racing fans are excluded).

non-F1 fan: I love the dutch anthem, there is a nice melody in it!
F1 fan: uhhhh hello? insane asylum? i have a crazy guy here that likes Max Verstappen.

by lacMC9 March 26, 2024

redneck dutch oven

When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out

Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven

by Indabutt June 10, 2024

Your dutch

Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.

Your dutch for making such foolish mistakes.

by Redbeard guy March 11, 2021

dutch meatball

When a girl is on her side, one leg up, and you jam your balls inside her pussy and let them stew a little bit, while getting stroked off at the same time.

It was a wild night, and after a few shots, Celeste wanted a Dutch Meatball for dessert.

by Woobey February 14, 2025

Double Dutch

One goes in and goes out and the other goes in and when they go out the other goes in and the cycle continues

person 1: Did you see Evan get double dutched in that maid costume the other day???

person 2: yes it was poggers!!!

by catfemboy69 October 24, 2020

Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Dutch Toast

A breakfast dish where slices of bread are dipped into a bowl of cum which are then fried in a pan

Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”

Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”

by anthony queso June 2, 2022