shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree

Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out

"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"

by MonkeyShaker September 10, 2013

Golden Syrup Running Down Your Legs

A saying that is used around the construction of data centres when there isn't really anything else to say

The client wants these chiller pipes installed and all I can do is stand here with golden syrup running down my legs.

"What's that cheeky grin you got on your face mate, you look like you have golden syrup running down your legs"

by DataDriven October 25, 2023

Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation)

it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.

while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.

by DaddyDaou & Father GG July 7, 2023

Hot Dog down the Golden Gate Bridge

A man trying to have sex with an R.N.

Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.

by thedeviledegg October 4, 2006

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals

My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.

by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023

Golden Pi

When a picture frame that depicts the number π or pi-related items has its length to its width in the ratio (1 + √5)/2 : 1.

The postmodern artist of “Golden Pi” decided to affix a smaller painting underneath it as an explanatory note to the larger one.

by Fasters June 22, 2022