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shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).
I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!
by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018
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Smoothie goat

A smoothie goat makes everything to perfection. Slings smoothies and other things.
Brady: damn this smoothie is good
Zeph: that’s cuz the smoothie goat made it
by Smoothiegoat June 11, 2022
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Billy Goating

When a female is engaged in sexual intercourse with a man with a long goatee or beard, and the female grips his goatee or beard hair for stability as he thrusts into her.
"Bruh, I was speed-thrusting this chick straight missionary and she was Billy Goating me for leverage while I pounded it!"
by Josh0351 January 11, 2020
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Goat-skipping

To act or have the qualities of a goat, primarily while climbing, acting out of fear, or out of hostility

Past tense: Goat-skipped
The man was goat-skipping while he was scaling the mountain. The goat-skipping fool was freezing out of fear. While the man was Goat-skipping for his life, he began to act psychotic
by TanukiTsuki July 2, 2023
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The goat

The goat player lives and has grown up in woodhaven
by Jaelynn hoenicke December 3, 2021
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Goat Fucker

A goat Fucker is one who takes pleasure in mounting and fucking such a innocent creature
That guy panda sure is a Goat fucker
by DeathProfit November 12, 2018
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communist goat

A funny, yet awesome term (oft. used by young children) for a disobedient, annoying goat.
Goat: (Starts yowling and continues being a spaz)
Child: STOP IT, COMMUNIST GOAT!!!!
by Mr. Makuniru January 28, 2016
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