While doing a girl in anal canal, a buddy joins and begins double penetration, while she is on her period and he begins to insert a meat tenderizer in her vagina while the buddy inserts his ball sack into her mouth. The female is then kicked in the nose and you then bust a nut in her eye.
by DDS inc. November 29, 2010
A more family-friendly version of saying the word Bullshit, so your parents won't get mad at you for saying swears.
by Babybitchboy12 February 27, 2021
by fakeymcgraffenstien October 08, 2007
Describes an individual as post-op transvestite, with the features of a donkey, and the abilities of Paris Hilton.
Oh man, that dude was such an ass! I swear, the only way to describe him is Transvestite Donkey Witch.
by xYourAddictionx July 25, 2010
The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)
I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!
by Wezwez January 15, 2014
The act of taking a shit, freezing it then cumming on it. Once all this is done, it is very important to put hot sauce on it and then freeze it again. One firm again you must take it then slap your girlfriend in the face with it making sure that all the good stuff got in her mouth. And when shes got it in her mouth, you kick her in the teeth and rape her.
Paul: Did you her what Jerome got arrested for the other day?
Fred: No what he do?
Paul: His girl called the cops on him for doing a reverse donkey-punch.
Fred: Oh my god, thats my man!
Fred: No what he do?
Paul: His girl called the cops on him for doing a reverse donkey-punch.
Fred: Oh my god, thats my man!
by Dick the Raper May 04, 2011
1. a way of life, being Self-destructive, going into every thing blindly like a big dumb moose, without looking into or being prepared physically or mentally
if you blindly run across a high-way with out looking some hondas going to run you over. you should stop living life by swamp donkey rules
by 4nhilux April 14, 2009