A mystical creature ; a feline like creature that loves cat nip and traps men with pregnancies, a normal person would say "devil incarnate" but some idiots call it devil in carnivore due to heavy drug use.
Despite the name it meows purrs and acts like a cat, but a very evil cat that traps it's prey and makes it's prey fall in love and get married AFTER the baby is born.
Despite the name it meows purrs and acts like a cat, but a very evil cat that traps it's prey and makes it's prey fall in love and get married AFTER the baby is born.
by BabyDown March 27, 2022

by justin July 29, 2004

by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.
My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.
by Lilbabygrem February 25, 2022

a cute term used by parents to make fun of small children who have big, socially acceptable ideas, but when the children try to implement the said idea, it seems silly to adults, drawing their laughter.
a small boy starts counting pennies in his piggy bank and asks his parents : is this enough money to pay off a house mortgage?
parents (in unison): roflcopter no, our favorite stupid devil David. to pay off a mortgage, you'll need to finish high school and then some and then get a better paying job.
parents (in unison): roflcopter no, our favorite stupid devil David. to pay off a mortgage, you'll need to finish high school and then some and then get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma October 31, 2012
