All day Err day 

24/7, always open, all day everyday, never closed,

Do you guys smoke?

Yeah, all day err day.

All day Err day by espo23 February 22, 2017

National Shut The Fuck Up Day 

Today’s the day were we take a moment to SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE NATIONALS THING

hey albeit u ever heard of National shut the fuck Up day?

National Shut The Fuck Up Day by mAnonmAr. April 13, 2019

Snow Day 

A day in which schools close because of the fear of being sued by ridiculous parents in the event a bus skids on the ice. Most likely to happen in Eastern Pennsylvania when the first flake of snow falls. Immediately, the schools will call in to the TV Stations to announce their closings. Each school is dependent on one another, for once a school delays or closes, all other schools decide to close as well. A school is also forced to close because otherwise students would be exhausted the next morning because they would be up all night watching the chain reaction of schools canceling, only to find out theirs did not.

"Yes! We got a trace of snow and have a snow day! Haha! My cousin's school is out of the chain reaction of schools and he does not have a snow day. I shall call him during his 3rd period class to tease him."

Snow Day by ssavoy January 1, 2008

Mother's day torture 

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

Mother's day torture by rperazag May 6, 2010

have a nice day 

When used in Brittain, this phrase actually means "Fuck You"

Have a nice day! *followed by the up yours two fingers*

have a nice day by laladoodida August 10, 2008

kiss a baseball boy day 

on october 25, girls it is your day to kiss a baseball boy ;)

hey baseball boy, it’s kiss a baseball boy day let’s make out

kiss a baseball boy day by ogmanghoe October 20, 2019

National Skip School Day 

Every day

National skip school day is tomorrow!!!!!

National Skip School Day by day you get to school todaynot October 31, 2019