Daddy Dumbass

A founding father of any given field who was terribly incorrect, but is worshipped nonetheless.

Freud is the Daddy Dumbass of psychology.

by UwU.ai September 3, 2020

Daddy Patty

Daddy Patty is the type of guy to eat crayons and bang your mom all within an hour of each other, all what does is swim in your moms cooter 24/7

Daddy Patty banged my mom last night

by Daddy patty lover 696969696 November 25, 2021

Stoop Daddy

After teenage kids have unprotected sex on your stoop, you are the father - by law.

After the carnival Maya become the proud stoop daddy of over 14 hundred children.

by ToblyMcSmith July 7, 2011

Penny Daddy

The nickname assigned to actor Penn Badgley (Gossip Girl, 2007 - 2012), based on just how attractive he is, especially to straight teenagers who enjoyed him as Joe Goldberg and enjoyed him even more as Dan Humphrey

Penny Daddy So Fine

by AlThorReborn April 7, 2022

Daddy Zany

Daddy Zany is the best person in the whole world

1. Daddy Zany will always be the best

by ghostghazn September 25, 2021

Chumpy Daddy

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England

'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'

by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021

Daddy finn

If you have a daddy finn in your life you are very lucky as a daddy finn is good in the sheets and can help you turn black sheets white really quick he is so sexy that he has a infinity inch penis he also goes by the name sexy

Girl1:omggL finn was so much fun last night

Girl2:omg you are so lucky that daddy finn is so hot

The world:we know

by The cocaine December 4, 2021