Nerdy crush behavior: as in how a nerd behaves when they have a crush on someone, usually in a group or public setting; engaging in servile flattery
Doofus has a nerd crush on my girlfriend: he “loves” every-other comment she makes, no matter how mundane
by youngcurmudgeon September 9, 2020
Get the Nerd Crushmug. by gonzoAF January 11, 2022
Get the Meta-Crushmug. the worst fucking thing in the world even more so if your crush doesn't like you back and says that to your face and it feels like your heart is being ripped out or slowly picked apart.
"oh you know sally"
"yeah"
"billy has a huge crush on her"
"but i don't think sally likes billy back"
"wow that's gonna crush billy's heart"
"yeah"
"billy has a huge crush on her"
"but i don't think sally likes billy back"
"wow that's gonna crush billy's heart"
by asadhumanbeingthatisverylonely February 16, 2017
Get the crushmug. Having rough sex
by 1kThousand February 10, 2025
Get the crushing pussmug. 1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”
by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025
Get the Bible School Crushmug. by FuckMonika June 5, 2023
Get the Pred crushmug. Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!
Hey Chris, I need to tell you something
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
by Cap138118 May 5, 2021
Get the Tell your crush you like them daymug.