Cracker Barrel

The spawn point of every American

Lads, I just respawned at Cracker Barrel.

by MrMorgan99 November 9, 2025

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Cracker Wash

Quickly rinsing your dishes after you're done eating and throwing them on the dryer rack.

Not properly doing dishes but hey they're "clean "

Hey Johnny we're short on time, after eating make sure you cracker wash your plate!

by Mriceagegrillz November 21, 2025

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Cracker

Me.

Jimothy: Yo dude I’m a cracker
Ed: same

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 12, 2025

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Field Cracker

A white person that does their best to please colored people even if it means disowning their own racial identity.

These guilt tripping, leftist woman are just a bunch of field crackers.

by Halopay December 29, 2025

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A Cracker (Redneck/person of southern parts) who is tanned to the point where one could not tell the difference between if they were White or Hispanic, until the Lightly Toasted Cracker rolls up their sleeve showing the severe Farmers Tan.

Bro you're such a redneck with that tan bro, I can't even tell the difference between the color of your arm and Emilio's arm 🤣 said Timmy

Yeah, I believe the proper term you are looking for is: "Lightly Toasted Cracker" said Ron

Shut up Mr. Vocabulary! said Timmy

by Schlaak Harasen January 3, 2026

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Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

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