Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Pig in a cow

It is a food which consists of a sausage wrapped in pastrami and is a great midnight snack. Pig in a cow is an amazing food.

I’m really hungry so i’m gonna have the best food in the world, pig in a cow.

by potatosyummy437 March 18, 2021

Oreo cow

A cow that literally looks like an Oreo

Mooo, Oreo cow

by Duh what September 11, 2021

Cow Folker

A: A guy or group guys who very neatly & too tightly dress up like cowboys to attract the opposite sex & or to give themselves a more macho persona then they have being their individual selves.

B: A Weekend Cowboy

person 1: "You want to go down to the row tonight?"
person 2: "It is a weekend so it is amature night."
person 1: "Oh, all the cow folkers will be up from phoenix"
person 2: "Wow, what some guys do for the va jay jay or for other guys, I'm not sure"

by ophora December 14, 2010

high cow

When a attending a function in the leather community and you wear nothing BUT your best leathers

I wanted to go to that dinner with Tom from finland but it was going to be a high cow event

by LeatherOtter November 02, 2017

Breastmilk cow

a slur given for a mom that is fat af and recently gave birth to a child.
or it can also be a slur for the same thing but instead of a newborn, it's a cringy ass kid inbetween the ages of 1-12

Dude: look at that stupid ass baby!
Reboot Thomas: *staring into your soul*
Dude: your mom is a breastmilk cow
Reboot thomas: *chopper crying*

by the German Horse Worder January 12, 2023

Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.

Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?

by Based Cow December 05, 2021