Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Halloween candy

Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!

Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Candy’s Can

A place to use the bathroom, a portable toilet served through various companies, one of the porta potty companies.

I need to use the candy’s can.

by Juneberry You June 20, 2023

Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy

You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you

Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"

by jdus568 May 31, 2024

Candy

HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?

Hym "Hilarious! He's an anti-China guy too. I can see it now: David and Candy, ultimate collaboration! That'd be cool. Too soon to pivot to China stuff so you'd have to wait until it's thematic or relevant but it's a good thing to have in your back pocket."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Candy Kitten

noun, Slang.
/ˈkandē -ˈkitn/

1.Similar to a Sugar mama, but young. She is a younger wealthy woman who spends freely on an older person, generally a man, in return for companionship or sexual intimacy.

I got this new 21yr old Candy Kitten who likes to take my old butt to BINGO every Saturday!

My 27yr old Candy Kitten likes to get me tons of new videogames and buys me whatever I want

by Sven986 August 2, 2024

baddie candi

someone who is such a baddie and is the best person ever and is the it person.

“you look good”

“yeah i know im such a baddie candi”

by baddestcandi August 6, 2024