Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

Cow

To describe a horrible or mean person to critize someone

Original a rude vulgar word to describe someone who is overweight

Actual meaning: an animal

Cow

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Cow Cow Nose

A narrow stiff nose (Usually white people have them and it is described from Filipino).

That woman has a cow cow nose!

by IdLxB February 11, 2025

A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

Interrupting cow

Trick someone into saying interrupting cow who but cut them off

Knock knock
Who’s there
Interrupting cow

Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Energy Holder May 24, 2023

King Cow

A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.

Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."

by Ldread June 1, 2023

cow

your mum

your mum is a cow

by I am a monkey June 4, 2023