Corn

The single most sexy vegetable of all, it's thick green stem speeding and thin green leaves, plump yellow kernels just begging to be plucked.

"Wow the corn looks great this evening!"

"Dad, you said that eight times all ready, please remove your testicles from the yams"

by SirSpankMeCrotch July 05, 2018

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Corn

The unit for measuring clout. 5 corns is the maximum clout one can attain.

Can also be used to rate memes.

Great meme, 4 corns.

by stoutintern October 17, 2019

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Corn shit

A pre anal ritual by shitting out so much corn is cleans your asshole on the way out.

“Holy fuck, that nigga took a corn shit”

by Yung nigglet May 08, 2021

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Mexican Corn Salad

When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.

Damn dude, Brad Pitt totally just gave her a mexican corn salad.

by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 13, 2023

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Corn Fireworks

Another term for popcorn.

I think it's interesting we chose popcorn as our food of entertainment, when it's the only food we've got that purposefully explodes over and over again. Especially when it's made old fashioned style, on a stove with a clear lid....It's like watching corn fireworks.

by Olive989 March 08, 2023

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