by djleons March 1, 2024

by Just_Some_Dude_13 April 6, 2024

by Superawesomemom November 7, 2019

by jim89h July 26, 2016

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
by geminate June 8, 2024

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

by scr0tumhat September 17, 2025
