top tier hippo

although you may think, "wait a minute, isn't a 'top tier hippo' just a really cool hippo?" that's not the only thing!! in fact, being a top tier hippo means you are the best of the best - cream of the crop. it means that whoever calls you 'top tier hippo,' it shows that they truly care for you, because you're the coolest frigging hippo ever! and if your title IS top tier hippo.... you must be a pretty rad hippo, dude.
"hey man, you're a top tier hippo!"
"awww, really?? thanks!"
by obviouslynotlilums May 30, 2022
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top tier cunt

Someone with all the stuff you want, lording it around it around like a cunt… but a top tier one.
Chris owns an air fryer, a pizza oven and has a Gousto subscription. Chris is a top tier cunt.
by Elverskuld January 14, 2023
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Top Gun Relationship

A relationship between two men that is both extremely manly (revolves around sports, talking about women, eating, quoting bad movies) but also extremely gay considering their comfort level with each other. Just like the movie Top Gun. Really manly and really gay at the same time.
I'm pretty sure that at this point, Mick and Paul would rather text each other about baseball than talk to their own wives. In fact I'm damn sure of it. They're in a Top Gun Relationship.
by Louis Ripken August 16, 2011
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Tennessee Top Hat

A mullet haircut worn by one from the Volunteer State.
That ole boy collecting parking money at the “Celebration” in Murfreesboro this past September had a beautiful flowing Tennessee Top Hat mullet.
by Mashrabbit August 18, 2018
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take the top off

To make yourself throw up a little when you’ve been drinking. Prematurely to when one might “pull trig
That pregame hit different. I think I need to just take the top off.
by Thiccc nick October 10, 2020
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top-a-shop chiney

Chinese people who lives above thier place of business. Racist terminology
You are nothing but a top-a-shop chiney
by jamgirl April 20, 2009
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top notch twat

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat
by Insane cunt September 06, 2009
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