Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

Dick

Another word for gun

I pulled out my dick and start spraying at him

by Slattmaster January 23, 2021

Dick

Somebody who is very mean. Commonly named Rose or Chad

Don’t be such a dick bro, be nice

by Tigolbittiesss January 25, 2021

Fiesta Dick

The act of letting 5 or more Mexican Babes pour salsa on your dick and balls and licking and sucking them off while your all wearing fiesta hats.

Woah, those Latinos just did a Fiesta Dick to me!!!! HOTTT!!!!

by Yo sour cream January 26, 2021

Poop-Dick-Dipper

The act of a man dipping his dick in a puddle of his poo, most commonly liquid poo.

Mac is a poop-dick-dipper

by Lil' M January 27, 2021

Dick

A man who bombed a church and a orphanage or has a huge dick

I'm a dick

by Food guy 2 January 28, 2021

Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco January 31, 2021