Ass Stamp

When someone whose butt crack is dirty, leaves an imprint on the back of a toilet seat.

"That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"

by Undun July 13, 2020

ass tobacco

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.

I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!

(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

by G4nero November 1, 2023

my ass

something that has shit all over it

hey do you know what my ass contains?

by crackedlila February 6, 2021

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018

bitch-ass jit

A term of endearment used amongst boys in a goofy way. Used as a greeting, similar to “what’s up person” but instead what up bitch-ass jit.

What up bitch-ass jit, did you see that Niners game?

by crazy-cy December 25, 2023

Ass Cracker

Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit

So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker

by Atalo June 7, 2017