Using my resources

What somebody says when they are cheating but do not want to admit it

I know using a calculator during the test is not allowed, but I was just using my resources

by Mcatherin07 August 10, 2021

i love my sons

i love the fuck out of my sons keep scrolling

i love my sons and thats the tea

by 1dhoe February 21, 2018

Honey On My Mind

When you're thinking of sweet things.

Man I walked into that candy shop and I got honey on my mind.

by YehNameJeff June 28, 2016

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

my bitch is a blessing

Hey you this is for you ur the best you make me smile all day im alive just to talk to you and i just want you to know that i love you some much words cant describe it you make me happy and i would like to do the same tell me your wish and i will do it in ur birthday to my lovely blessing

My bitch is a blessing it explains it self having u makes me live<3

by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021

take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023

My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024