meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

my dick

it's big huge and girls like it a lot.

"I think she wants my dick bro"

by wrknjrk November 13, 2019

Nigger Dick Jayden

Jayden Daniels, Quarterback Washington redskins.

Who let the skins to the NFC championship game?

Nigger Dick Jayden

by Dellsworth Hinckle February 11, 2025

Dick

A name given to a person or sexual organ used to impregnate the hottest person you know.

Laides and gentlemen, I believe my dick is now hard

by 6kiss March 9, 2022

Want your dick

When someone says wyd they either mean what’re you doing or I want your dick

I (wyd) want your dick daddy

What’re you doing baby

by Semihastings April 8, 2022

Donkey dick

A big ass 25 ounce beer that you chug. A big ass beer that will fade u tf up

Yo Brok can you pass me a donkey dick.

I’m going to shotgun this donkey dick.

by big tasty fuck ass June 10, 2020