uzi ass

When you go to fart but the butt noises come out in a short burst, rapid fire chain - just like an uzi

That beans and meatloaf gave me so much gas, I was dealing with uzi ass all night

by Majestic Lion September 12, 2025

Ass queef

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.

Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.

by bingbang420 May 31, 2020

Psychic Ass Pus

i.e. life force leaking out the back end, waking life devoted to and fixated upon anything that happens below the belt, be it in themselves or others

Although she was long in tooth, she had always allowed for the leakage of the psychic ass pus, reveling in it, and as such it had tainted her children

by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024

asses in gear

-Directed at a person or person(s): To hurry up or be at the ready at an instance or as soon as possible.

"Asses in gear Rangers! Asses in gear!"

by Carbine1 February 25, 2012

dig-ass

A dig ass is a stupid or moronic person who doesn't accept other views other than theirs.

"A: I think Breaking Bad is the best show ever"
"B: No it's not its overrated"
"A: What is the best show then?"
"B: Not breaking bad!"
"A: Man your such a fucking dig-ass"

by chumps12 March 8, 2021

Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.

"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"

by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025

ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass

(__!__) = Big Ass

(!) = Tight Ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass

(_$_) = Rich Ass

(_x_) = Kiss My Ass

(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

Wow hes got that ass.

by thetelegraph2017 January 23, 2017