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National Lying Day

You can lie about anything
Nick: Are you the one who ate my apple pie?
Imman:Nah it wasn't me it was Sebastian
Nick: Dont lie to me
Imman: What do you mean? It's "National Lying Day"
by ImmanIsTall December 4, 2020
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Jadae (jay-day)

Jadae is the type of person to love unconditionally, headbutt refrigerators out of frustration, only hold hands with girls that got boyfriends, and provide optimism when positivity is nowhere to be found. Jadaes are also commonly addressed as P.C. which is abbreviated for Punani Connoisseurs.
Omg b*tch, I went on a date with Jadae (jay-day) and tell me why he smelled like porcupine ass and jolly rancher d*ck.
by NotJadae2x November 22, 2021
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National Thigh Pics Day

On November 4th and November 5th, it is National Thigh Pics Day!
Guy 1: Hey bro can you send me your thighs? Its National Thigh Pics Day.

Guy 2: Sure man!
by tj0mnom November 4, 2020
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International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.
“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”
by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020
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Groundedhog Day

A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.
Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.
by Tee Cee Deez June 4, 2021
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peace day

To take a day off for the following purposes:

1. To isolate oneself from a select group, which can encompass- a: unfavorable coworkers, b: circles of friends, c: society as a whole, d: anyone or anything that may cause dischord on that day.

2. To keep peace of mind.

Things such as taking a day off to relax at home or cutting off certain forms of communication to get things done away from people fall under great ways to spend a peace day.
"Where the hell is Jake? He's not answering his phone, and I have to tell him how pissed I am at Gene..."
"Dude, shut up. He's taking a peace day."
by sushiseal September 6, 2009
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Nation booty pic day

On October 30th ask for a booty pic they can’t say no
Will you send me a booty pic it’s nation booty pic day so you can’t say no
by Panda314 October 30, 2019
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