dick

hey, you know what that means!

i have a dick

by Xpunged December 12, 2023

vacation dick

A dick you get while out on a trip, usually surprisingly large in size. You can't take this dick on a daily basis which makes it perfect for a temporary vacation.

I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?

by Swaggy K June 9, 2016

Needle dick

When kalob sticks a needle thrue the 2 holes on the side of his horse cock

Person 1: that's a skinny penis
Person 2:that's called a needle dick

by Needle dick kalob May 10, 2020

Boon dick

A boon dick is referred to as a black Jew with red hair.

Johnny: hey Barry look at that boon dick

Barry:wow I've never seen a boon dick. *takes picture*

by Ralph & jaybird December 30, 2013

Dick Wrestle

Similar to an arm wrestle. Except both people grab onto one penis and try to get it on one side.

He told me I wasn't strong so I beat him in dick wrestle

by anonymous April 26, 2022

ur-ban dick-tionary

when your suggestion gets banned for being insulting on urban dictionary

"joe deserved to get ur-ban dick-tionaryed. he made a post on liquid lava insulting 30 groups."

by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024

Dick knob

A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth

*r4pe joke*
“You’re a fucking dick knob aye cunt.”

by Taehyungsleftbuttcheekyt May 30, 2021