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national armpit day

Flex your juicy armpit muscles

Why
It's national armpit day
by Bigmoosclez October 14, 2021
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Spit on a ginger day

October 19 is NATIONAL Spit on a ginger day:

More like a birthday for them this is the species FAVOURITE HOLIDAY. So when you see a random ginger, or your friends (even though i dont undestand why u would be friends with the creatures) just spit on them or in their mouths :)
Hey it’s national spit on a ginger day

Huuuackkk puuu
*ginger running away with bruises and spit dripping down their face*
by G1NGER HATER October 14, 2021
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National Juice Your Boyfriend Day

today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit
Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends
by mocholoco October 14, 2021
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International throw kinda tall people day

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter
Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day
by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021
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National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
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National bra pic day

Who ever this is sent to must send a bra pic to the person who sent it
-send a bra pic
-no
-but it’s national bra pic day
by Jammmy John October 14, 2021
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Cheesus Day

A day which takes place on October 14th called Cheesus Day to commemorate Cheesus
“Did you know it’s cheesus day today?”

Damn bro let’s celebrate
by kiraqueendaisanobakudan October 14, 2021
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