When you cover all the walls in your house with fresh semen and demand your mom to lick it all clean before the kids start screaming
by Chamse in the air September 12, 2021
During covid-19, when you get so horny that you decide to order a pizza with extra jalapeno peppers, then proceed to take a huge shit and freeze it in a condom, so that it is a huge dildo. Then, with this dildo, fuck yourself whilst playing Minecraft on a Twitch livestream and constantly scream "fuck the police" with your frozen shit dildo.
by cooldetective September 28, 2020
by Kcninimod November 06, 2023
When you use a period blood smoothie as lube for anal sex and finger the vagina with hot Cheetos dust at the same time.
by Roving_boi June 05, 2024
When you dye your cum and masturbate through a fan in a female's face so she gets some kind of freckles.
by Saunabesucher April 17, 2020
Colloquial term in South Africa, used to describe the act of fornication with a jar of peanut butter whilst being stung by a bee. Often times the person will first be stung by a bee and then feel the sudden urge to stick their penis into a jar of peanut butter.
Daniel: I heard you were stung by a bee, are you alright?
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.
by TowelEater June 17, 2023