National fuck your crush day

February 26th is this wonderful holiday

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure

by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021

National Takchit Day

takchit day is on 2 july and today is the day where u abuse your friends 🥰

yo wtf today is NATIONAL TAKCHIT DAY

by big toilet paper February 27, 2021

Opposite Day

Opposite Day is on every Wednesday and Saturday if you say no you mean yes but you can chose when to do Opposite Day

Opposite Day is a strange but fun day

by ...GOOGLE February 27, 2021

national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

National Wardens Day

This day will take place at 5th of March and will be used to celebrate the brotherhood of Wardens across all Citramaria. On this day Wardens may Speak and not listen to their OOS. (Oath Of Silence)

Capra: Hey how are you doing?
Markhor: Hey you gotta stay silent
Capra: No, It's the National Wardens Day

by SkipperFalconeer February 28, 2021

International be an asshole day

On March 1st, it is your moral and ethical obligation to be an asshole to everyone and u can’t be nice at all u less it is absolutely necessary

Timmy got a frog stapled to his face because he celebrated “International be an asshole day”

by Mrpoopybutttttttthole February 28, 2021

International Booty Pic Day

An international holiday that takes place all across the world on March 2nd every year. A time where when asked to do so, a special someone or friend is required to send a booty pic to whoever requests it as long as they were friends before the day started.

Boy 1: Hell yeah I got a booty pic!
Boy 2: Congrats man! I’m still waiting on mine.
Boy 1: Don’t worry man it’s International Booty Pic Day! I’m sure they’ll pull through.

by hurt as fuck March 2, 2021