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My.....pain

The best gf anyone could possibly ask for their the most local, beautiful and caring person in the world
My.....pain was the best gf her bf has ever had
by Dylon the great November 20, 2021
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my roman empire

According to common stereotype, men think about the roman empire obsessively. So, saying "This my roman empire" implies that it's an obsession or a thing that occupies your mind constantly, like you can't stop thinking about it.
My roman empire is that taylor swift said 'Sometimes you just don't know the answer 'til someone's on their knees and asks you" instead of saying "knee" she said "knees" because the person wasn't on one knee proposing he was on both knees begging the girl to stay
by thekneesocks November 13, 2023
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my cutie patootie

a boy named bryan that i loved. someone who desired faith and connection, someone who was intentional, someone who challenged himself, someone very relational, someone so goofy, someone who loved his family, someone who demonstrated humility, someone who always wanted to grow and improve, oh! and cant forget - someone sooooo basic :)
by grouper0401 December 4, 2024
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Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..
Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..
by Klankneptune February 12, 2024
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Pinching my whiskers

When someone is overstepping there self righteous sense of authority
Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.
by 3x7r3m157 June 23, 2019
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My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about
by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022
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are you my uncle

what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.
guy1: show me those pictures of you in the bath tub with your cousins!
guy2:ARE YOU MY UNCLE???
by fizzle quantrizzle January 27, 2015
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