Skeevy Wank

when two or more boys get together and wank each other whilst thinking about girls

Wow me and john just had a Skeevy wank,it was very satisfying

by Alex Gizzle July 24, 2008

Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 01, 2011

Wank royale

When one masturbates with a condom on

Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude

by The Stone Age March 02, 2021

The Lifetime Wank Award

When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating

I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award

by uuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu June 23, 2010

Wank Euphoria

That happy feeling you get as soon as you bust a nut. This only last a few seconds.

-Wank Euphoria

by Dr. Aneurysm May 03, 2016

volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

by go go gadget dick March 27, 2011

Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man

by Broham May 30, 2019