One Time

The police.

Criminal #1: Oh shit it’s the one time, play it cool…
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!

by B. Kizzle October 4, 2022

Hole in one

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary possition and accidentally forcing flatulents from her butt sheeks creating a vacuuming sucking in one of your testicles with extreme force

Bro I didn't even mean to get a hole in one

by druehorn May 8, 2017

crackhead one

crackhead hot asf and cute af. crackhead one gets all the cutest boys-hottest.

Crackhead one is so cute!!

by Relationship THANGS November 26, 2019

One Seater

A restroom, usually in a gas station, that only has one toilet. Sometimes is shared by both sexes.

Dude I really felt sorry for those girls going into that unisex one seater after I blew that shit up. Guess I shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell last night, after the bar.

by Go App State November 10, 2012

one-tyme

Police, law enforcement

yell out one-tyme and run because the police is coming..

by PutyuNcheck September 23, 2009

Yank one

To slimply hit something very very hard!

Hey sydney yank one

by Sydney parker March 4, 2019

Table One

a group, preferably one that comprises a luch table, that one a select few can ever enter.

Anyone not at table one for luch is a chode boy fresh

by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009