Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all

I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.

by Scritty April 15, 2010

Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

Post The Wanted Concert Depression

Sadness felt by a TWFanmily member days, weeks, months, or years after being at a The Wanted concert. The Wanted have such amazing concerts that after you have experienced it, like a drug, you need more of it. Signs of this usually include, excessive fangirling, sadness, and excessive watching of videos featuring The Wanted on YouTube.

Katina: "Hey Isabel and Sarah, why are you guys so down?"
Isabel: "We just miss The Wanted so much."
Katina: "Same here, I've been watching so many videos of them!"
Sarah: "That's what we're doing right now! We need to see them again."
Katina: "Agreed. Girls, I'm afraid we have a serious case of Post The Wanted Concert Depression.

by Katina Sykes October 7, 2012

Post your boyfriend day

On February 22, 2022 post your amazing boyfriend

Hey did you know it’s national post your boyfriend day?
Really omg I need to post my boyfriend

by Theloveofmanywords February 22, 2022

Post-orgasmic Stress Disorder

The anxiety/stress felt after orgasm during the "coming down" period in which a person has lost the "high" achieved from their sexual activities and is starting to take in all of the shame from the deviant act they are performing.

Person A: Hey, what's wrong with Steve? He seemed psyched about hooking up with that tan chick last night?
Perosn B: It's post-orgasmic stress disorder. Turns out that chick was from Jersey - now he's fucked for life 'cause no matter what he says she's always gonna think he thinks she's the shit.

by GrizzlySt April 9, 2011

Post frag t-bag

The 'post frag t-bag' is a variation on the physically expressed gaming insult known as t-bagging. The phrase refers to performing the t-bag action on a recently killed enemy or group of enemies that was specifically defeated by the use of fragmentation grenade. Due to the large splash damage of fragmentation grenades, it is not uncommon for multiple targets to be killed, and therefor multiple players being 'post frag t-bagged'

player 1 - im on a killstreak, watch my back
player 2 - No can do, i just pwnd some noobs and im going in for the post frag t-bag

by Gregory J Johnson August 20, 2011

Post Travis Scott Disorder

Post Travis Scott Disorder refers to a McDonald's employee who has taken a mental toll from hearing the insane number of orders for the "Travis Scott" burger. These victims often suffer and have no choice but to quit or endure the pain that is the endless orders from those playing Sicko Mode from their phone.

Yo, you work at McDonalds?
Yeah why?
How's your Post Travis Scott Disorder?
i want to die

by Jommithy September 27, 2020