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Klaus in the Woods

When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.
Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.
by TheFamilyCabin November 8, 2025
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Chucking wood

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog
by anonymous June 9, 2024
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logan woods

Logan woods is a pretty amazing shy sweet guy. You will never be able to explain how you feel about him, to anyone. He probably doesn't know how you feel about him yet, don't be afraid to tell him! He sends mixed messages and isn't ever sure of his feelings. One day he will be wanting to be with you then one day he's with another girl. Logan woods will always want to know where you are and what your doing, he is a very sweet protective guy. He is very easy going and relaxed when it comes to heated situations. DONT BE A BITCH. He wIll act laid back but is still sensitive and will be hurt.
Me: Logan woods is shy but very confident!
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.
by Yupyupyupyup February 15, 2015
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Three Woods

A group of men, specifically studs. With huge, massive rods. Get every single chick dripping wet. One member is known as being a “pussy hound
Wow, the three woods are so fucking hot! Stacey fucked ALL of them multiple times. Especially that one, PUSSY HOUND!
by Pussy hound July 10, 2022
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John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow
Look it’s the weird kid John Wood
by ?,? May 13, 2019
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Wood cookies

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....
by Jayëë January 24, 2020
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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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