pee

lol pee pee
you go pee
yellow pee
comes out
goes back in sometimes
its basically water

i pee
i pee water

by danky2233 September 14, 2018

Double Pee Pee

The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee

Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"

by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019

pee patch

Another term for G-String…

She was nothing but pee patch fool…

by Pushmataha August 13, 2023

Pee

Something I need to do desperately but I'm too entertained with urban dictionary bullshit

like really... I'm 2 seconds away from pissing myself. I should go or the pee is not going to make it to the toilet, it will be like 5th grade all over again when I pissed myself and some kid came out of nowhere and slipped on my pee. THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS THOUGH and in my defence that kid was a little bitch. okay why the fuck am I still typing??

by magical remote January 15, 2022

Rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.

The rocks block the rock-pee from the ceiling above.

by Sculkborn August 17, 2024

French pee

When you orgasm inside your partner's mouth and then urinate inside of their mouth. They then drink the entire thing. yum

Guy1: Babe open your mouth I want to give you a French pee
Guy2: Okay

by cumfaert August 5, 2021

pee

comes out of the urethra and is normally a light yellow or even clear colour. can be very dark if the person is dehydrated or has a medical condition.

Kat pees a lot. Maybe she's drinking lots of water?

by hawu March 14, 2018