Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
by zandet October 17, 2024
Get the Matthew Haydenmug. Matthew! yes! with a double T. tiddies. hahaha yes mathew is a waffler but so much so that it brings out the best qualities out of you, you can spend hours on end talking to this guy and never ever get bored of him because he id the funniest and most interesting guy you will ever meet. You're lucky to have a matthew in your life.
by nowhyiseverythingtaken July 19, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
Get the Matthew drinkwatermug. A man usually called BIG MATT by everyone including his mother, even though he is not very big in size yet very dense. he only gets the lady's that have very erotic personality's, he uses them to make GIFs that go incredibly viral. keep BIG MATT away from your ladies, you may never see them again.
by howlyprowly March 13, 2023
Get the Matthew Beauchesnemug. he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225
by anon69586929 December 24, 2022
Get the matthewsmug. A former SML wiki admin who was strict as fuck. He would block users unfairly (such as blocking someone just because another user did not like them), add new stupid rules, and make dumb decisions without permission from any other admin.
He even once encouraged other users to send porn to minors and said a racist slur a few times. Additionally, he ban evaded with an alt account when his main account got banned from the wiki.
He even once encouraged other users to send porn to minors and said a racist slur a few times. Additionally, he ban evaded with an alt account when his main account got banned from the wiki.
User 1: Who was the worst admin on the SML wiki?
User 2: Matthew Hernendez, he literally was strict as hell.
User 2: Matthew Hernendez, he literally was strict as hell.
by Uzbekistan is the best December 3, 2024
Get the Matthew Hernendezmug. The best boyfriend in the world. He is also a great football playyer, basketball player, hockey player and everything else. He treats you with upmost respect and is always there for you. He is handsome and kind and loving and nurturing.
by Charlie’schickens2819 September 1, 2018
Get the Matthew Wellsmug.