A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.
by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023
Get the Dick ringmug. To simultaneously blow (vape/smoke either or not both) from the corners of the mouth and from each nostril.
by I. Dyddertwyce December 30, 2022
Get the Dragon ringsmug. by SunnySwizZz May 29, 2020
Get the Ring cushionmug. One of those annoying boyfriends who 'accidentally' slips out during a spot of doggy. He then pretends he's having trouble finding the right spot to put it back in and nudges the back door repeatedly until you either slam it closed or grudgingly acquiesce.
by Dan G Erous August 29, 2016
Get the Ring nudgermug. 
Circumcised (NZ slang)
I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two
by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015
Get the ring-barkedmug. The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.
Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
by Obeflow August 27, 2025
Get the Nose Ring Theorymug.