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Adam

Example: "Adam is so bad at fortnite" David said.
Example: "Why are you blond Adam" Joshua said
by NMRN October 23, 2019
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Adam

Adam is the best person you will ever meet. He's caring, gentle, playful, and kind. He'll tease you, but you know that you'll never feel unsafe with him around. He has kind eyes and a gentle, calming voice that puts you at ease almost immediately.

Adam is an absolutely amazing person who anyone would be lucky to meet and become friends with. He is always there if you need him.

Lazy fucker though who doesn't get outta his friggin bed. Seriously dude, you can't be late *every* day.

Can't help but love him though.
Me: my best friend's name is Adam
by Justafuckinidiotwhoneedshugs August 14, 2019
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Adam Kadro

Adam, last name Kadro is a very sweet Kurdish and Syrian guy. He has curly black hair paired with glistening jet black eyes that would make you want to make eye contact with him. He has a cute little mustache with a sweet smile that would make you smile without even knowing. He loves to wear his Kurdistan and Syrian flag necklace with his rings. (One on his index finger and the other on his ring finger. In both hands.) He plays the guitar and writes all of his notes in his messy cornell notes notebook that is used for all subjects. (I'm not going to write too descriptive just in case he might see this and instantly know who I am. >/////<)
Girl A: OMG, LOOK!!!!!!
Girl B: What?
Girl A: It's Adam Kadro from class B!!!!!!
Girl B: First of all stop screaming in my ears and second of all, wher-
Girl A: OMG, OMG, OMG! I think he just looked at me - I feel like I'm going to faint... Gir-
*SPLAT*
Girl B: *FAINTS*
Girl C: Who is th-
Girl D: He is not only all that but is also the guy that I have a liking for since the day I met him and he is everything that I want in a guy.
Girl C: No one asked. *BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE*
by Hi200717 October 13, 2023
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Go do an Adam

Synonymous to go fuck yourself. In the Bible, Eve was made from Adam's rib so he effectively shagged himself.
Joe: (smirking) Teddy, how's Clara?

Teddy: Go do an Adam.
by biblicalallusions July 9, 2024
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Adam

Someone who has a gay ass 4runner and drives around usually has a Smok vape and was heavily into juul, what a fgt
Adam is late again in his 4tunner
by PrimeXfatality June 6, 2020
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Adam's Apple

An Adam's Apple, as defined by the bible was originally formed from a person named "Adam" from Adam And Eve bit into an apple where he eventually choked onto the apple and there remained the piece of the apple to this current day
Now when it forms, it doesnt form from birth, it doesnt appear on the male body until the individual hits puberty
Adam bit into an apple but began choking on it and there remained the piece he bit on, stuck in his throat thus creating the Adam's Apple
by John Kasodus May 27, 2021
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Adam

Adam
(n.)
A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.

He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.

Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.

Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
Wait… was that a cop, a monk, or a sci-fi author?”
“Bro...yes, Yes, and YES — that was Adam!"
by Jay Monét June 20, 2025
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