by Yojeffery March 22, 2022
A fake name who in real life is a jerk and has no friends and no life and a hairline from a fast food chain
you are a Adam man in the hood
by TNT BOOMBER 7877 December 29, 2018
A little bitch boy who has the muscle toning of a fucking stick, if you punch him he'll fold in half like an omlette. But his dick is like a fire hose (valve included)
Caleb Adams, The defintion of a human stick
Guy 1: bro i heard you got in a fight after school, you good?
Guy 2: Nah im fine i fought a "caleb adam"
Guy 1: Damn that must of not been a fight that was a beating
Guy 1: bro i heard you got in a fight after school, you good?
Guy 2: Nah im fine i fought a "caleb adam"
Guy 1: Damn that must of not been a fight that was a beating
by Have You Heard Of Nord Vpn? November 04, 2020
Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.
"Oh my GOSH!"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
by Probably Ichigo September 21, 2022
Wrong Way Adam came about when Adam decided to continually own goal against his own team, furthermore making small mistakes which make you lose yet another game... Don't be an Adam
by CLurban September 12, 2021
A very long line of naturally beautiful and thick perfect master race Aryan blue eyes with a few black beauties in there as well.
by JackScepticNerves December 12, 2022
A big man with lots of girth. He uses his mysterious charm and intelligence to rizz up every girl in sight. He goes to the gym every day and will make your life a nightmare. Although his weiner is small approximately 2.3 inches long his muscles attract woman like never before
by Gayunicorn69 March 17, 2023