A strange phenomena in which a person who is currently sending or reading a text is completely oblivious to the outside world and will not respond to verbal or physical stimuli made in their general direction. Will often evoke anger in people who are trying to talk to the texter.
Trudy: Someone just texted me...
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit
Mark: Who was it Trudy?
Trudy: ......
Mark: Hey dickwad answer me *full hand slap in the face*
Trudy: ......
Cecilia: He won't answer you Mark, he's in a texting trance
Mark: I hate that cunt ass nigger bullshit
by Bigry5959 November 15, 2010
Get the texting trancemug. by anonymous January 14, 2018
Get the enhance textmug. A person who helps guide you so you don't bump into anything or anyone while you look down and text.
by greenolive November 19, 2010
Get the Texting Sherpamug. by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011
Get the waffle textmug. When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.
"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.
by Jack Flap December 10, 2018
Get the Accented Text Affectmug. Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017
Get the funnel textmug. When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
Get the Wet Dream Textingmug.