Randy Taylor

Just an old man living inside a high school band hall after talking about kissing his cat and liking it

Tim: Have you heard some random shite today.
Jim: I did, some old dude yelled that he liked kissing his cat or some shite!
Tim: Yep, that a classic Randy Taylor}.
Jim: Damn, mate.

by StupidRandomSh!t3 November 11, 2019

Taylor Lawrie

A man who is literally perfect at everything.
One with no, flaws.
One with a super cute girl.
A hot guy.

WOW! Taylor Lawrie is such a Taylor, Lawrie!
I wish i was as perfect as Taylor Lawrie!

by Taylorisbetterthanyoulookhimup November 16, 2011

taylor tierney

a person who is a ruthless murderer. kills every specimen of the bird category, especially geese. will shoot you, and pull your hair out until your scalp starts bleeding.

“what’s a taylor teirney”

a taylor tierney is a ruthless, and stupid murderer.

by Dave Grohls girlfriend December 26, 2021

Taylor

Taylor is the most beautiful bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s got long legs, a cute laugh, and bruises so mysterious you’ll ask yourself “I didn’t know you can get hurt sleeping.” She’s neurotic and loyal, you can say whatever you want about her and she might cry a bit and write a poem about it, but if you EVER say anything about her family or friends you’re gonna wish you were never born sicko! Marriage material, day 1, propose on sight. Literally ever person she interacts with should not be “starting a conversation” just getting down on one knee with a lil box in hand and maybe a street performer you hired to play “The Reason” by Hoobastank.

Guy 1: who’s that fuggo over there?
Guy 2: well it for sure isn’t Taylor, she’s a dime.
Guy 1: I’m gonna propose to Taylor now.
Guy 2: no I’m going to propose to Taylor you fuggo!

by Hoobastanklover420 July 10, 2023

Taylor’s Version

Taylor’s Version means that Taylor Swift owns the song / album and gets the money from it. Her first 6 studio albums are owned by Big Machine Records, owned by Scooter Braun.

“Do you want to listen to Treacherous?”
“Of course! Make sure it’s taylor’s version though!”

by SwiftieSwift November 2, 2023

Taylor

It’s some tall hot guy that is probably dating some stupid short girl, he also probably has a massive cock

Taylor: hey
short girl: let’s see that dick

by Michael jackson’s fav June 17, 2022

Taylor

Taylor is a food lover and is very funny she can be quite lazy and hates diddy Kong . She is boy crazy and usually is a ho that loves Jackson.

Taylor loves food and that boy jackson

by SOCCER26SOCCER June 4, 2020