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Sussex Squad

The Sussex Squad is a fanatical cult of low IQ sycophants who idolise Meghan Markle for no other reason than she has a small percentage of mixed-race genes and managed to bag a British prince.

Sometimes known as Markle's Sewer Rats, the Squad comprises a highly coordinated network of paid posters and bot farms aiming to intimidate, defame, threaten and spread misinformation about the British Royal Family.

The Sussex Squad are Meghan Markle's "Personal Hate Army" of largely rabid insane bullies and immoral hate-filled individuals. Their sole purpose is to avenge all those who call out Markle's exploitation of others for personal gain and reveal her fraudulent claims for her own impoverished achievements.
Members are characterised by their inability to distinguish fact from fiction and truth from lies. To join, they must be be complete fantasists capable of making up wild stories about the Royal Family and showing devotion to all things Meghan. To become fully qualified and thus recognised as "human garbage," they must be able to troll, harass, stalk, mock, dox and spew hateful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees.

The Squad's activities involve regular devotion to images of a much younger Meghan Markle (early Suits/Reitman's era), obsessive downloading of podcasts and videos in which she features, and daily obeisance to lie-filled sermons about her on social media.
The Sussex Squad are a saccharine over-dosed army of sinister trolls and junkies commonly found wearing greasy weaves and eating crayons.
by @Observer88 March 29, 2024
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@YEEKIES SQUAD

a group of 4 friends that despise favoritism
We're @YEEKIES but as we like to call it THE @YEEKIES SQUAD!
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Tactical Squad, away!

a phrase originating from the 1975 racist comedy movie “Darktown Strutters” used when rallying a group of people to do something very questionable and/or racist.
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god squad

Group of usually young, born again church goes who make every conversation about god.
God squadders turn everything into a conversation about their lord, god.

Hey man, wanna watch a movie?
You know, loving god is more entertaining than a movie!

I'm starving!
You know, you can always feast on the word of god, and you don't even have to go to a restaurant and pay!
by William Seares May 22, 2024
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Goon squad

Sloth from the goodies ejaculating into a man named Tim’s mouth while he’s eating a Baby Ruth
Tim joined the goon squad lastnight hardcote
by NPC JOE 69 May 25, 2024
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Mango Squad

A Bangladeshi YouTube channel that does mostly comedy skits and music videos. It is extremely loved in its home country, and is currently at around 1.5 Million Subscribers and still growing.
Abdul: Good news, Mango Squad just reached 1.6 Million Subscribers!
Nate: Hooray! Let's celebrate by getting some mangos to eat!
by HenryJamesWillV2 September 18, 2024
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nimble squad

When the squad you are rolling with becomes nimble, allowing for more flexibility for plans and movements. Typically a nimble squad has between 2-4 people.
"Jeff and Sally can't make it tonight"

"Well now we have a nimble squad"

"The best nights are always with a nimble squad"
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