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brown bag special

The paper bag loaded with generic and second hand condoms and spermicide patches that your local Health Department gives you when you apply for birth control options.
"When Puddin was wanting to get down with his old lady, she made get him get a rubber from the brown bag special she got from the VD clinic before he could even think of getting near her."
by C- Note April 18, 2006
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Special drink

A drink often consumed at family gatherings when "real drinks" are presented.
This drink is often something that is non-alcoholic.
"well you have your vodka I'm going to have my special drink"
"you guys are going to have martinis?? no thanks I'll have my special drink"
"I sure love my special drink!"
by Careaga April 12, 2020
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Special Delivery Spooger

A demented postman like stop motion animated character in 'Fanta Claus is Comin' a spoof of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Most Offensive Videos, banned on several sites and voted most infamous video of 2010. The postman is supposedly Al Jolsen. In the spoof he ejaculates on cue (but everyone does) and rifles through the mail before doing the 'Night Fandago' with Fanta's own 'Mammy'.

May be an unknown actor named Denis Lilly as he references the name in one of the songs he sings, 'Root Chicken, Denis Lilly and Comedy Central too have used my ideas of TV shows all produced by Jews!"

Says hilarious lines like 'You got any of that vaudevillian penicillin for my lip? Well aren't you the turkey's elbow! You've saved my life'

And 'It takes a lot of gal to pick your own mammy's evergreens, but another thing entirely for you to do the night fandagno with the bosse's manmy yourself.'

or "Kid, you really shouldn't be watchin' this!"

"I wish she was a woman...of color." (Puts black face all over the doll's face).

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
by ittybittytatasd June 18, 2011
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star trek special

a sexual act in which the guys erect penis is inserted into the females vagina and then the guy lets it sit inside the girls vagina until it goes limp.
i bust a star trek special on tonys mom evey night
by alex p. aka tonys dad September 27, 2006
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Special hell

An adjective used to describe a pairing that is so inherently wrong yet you're shipping them anyway.
Girl 1: I'm watching the torture scene between Bellatrix and Hermione in HP7...god I ship them so hard.

Girl 2: That's some special hell right there.
by PantyPoison February 10, 2012
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Black Girl Special

a women takes a KFC chicken leg and masturbates with it. Then she proceeds to eat the used chicken leg a little and use it again until its finished. End by washing it down with Kool-aid. *Optional- make the bones into a necklace for your boyfriend.
I was glad to have went to KFC, because i could get my girlfriend to try the Black Girl Special.
by JYost July 16, 2011
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Special Jail Services

An elite unit that was designed by two highly trained detention officers at the Muskgoee City/County Detention Center in Muskogee,Ok. They are known for there quit reaction time in riot/hostage situations in the jail.
"The inmates are going to hurt us, we need SJS a.s.a.p. !"
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