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redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.
She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?
by Leo253 December 13, 2017
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Raw Ring

A definite problem among gay men, a physical ailment that you develop after a long bout of intercourse.
Queer #1: Oh my god, I spent the 4 day weekend with that new guy I've been seeing.
Queer #2: Did you guys get it in?
Queer #1: Totally but I've got such a raw ring today.
by Che Teh Gay April 3, 2019
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ring carrier

A plastic manufactured item made entirely or in part from plastic, that is formed in the shape of a series of deformable rings or bands that are designed to surround beverage containers in order to carry them together.
Cashier: Here is your drink.
Customer: May I have some a ring carrier to hold it?
by aka_painkiller November 6, 2023
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Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is a term towards leftist extremists and sexists who think they‘re always right and have an inflated ego. This heavily applies to women, but some of the pick me men also use these.
by JosephineK November 10, 2025
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Red Ring

Blood on foreskin causing a blood ring around the penis.
Dude i went the to bathroom after period sex and got the Red Ring!
by DaZaWizz December 1, 2024
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Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
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Lego Ring

The actual worst song oat
why did Faye Webster and Lil Yachty make this SHIT
"Have you heard Faye Webster's new single Lego Ring??"
"No..."
*plays it*
refer to gif
by GmodMagician March 16, 2024
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