Patricia

Patricia

My name is Patricia

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Patricia

She’s into black men, she loves chocolate.

Patricia is a good friend, a good lover, a nice cook, and could be a nice wifey.

She wants kids, but men keep playing with her… She’s only into serious relationship except when she activates the “bitch mode” then she wants only sugar. But when SHE decides to!

Patricia is a strong and independent woman, don’t play with her, because she can forget about you real quick.

Hmmm, here is some chocolate for you Patricia!

by Kinglydie November 24, 2021

Patrick

Stop posting these to your stories. Nobody is reading them anyways.

Thanks,
Everyone

Patrick - it’s a name

by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021

Patrick

Stop posting these to your stories.

Thanks,
Everyone

Patrick - just a name

by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021

Patrick Yenduluri Cullen

A pervert attention seeking dickhead whose desperate to lick an ass of pig.

Don't be a PYC (Patrick Yenduluri Cullen).since you are going to get rejected by the girls.

by Avril335 November 24, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is often bisexual and enjoys men's company as he fumbles the bag with girls. He is under a dry spell and is often ignored when he tries to talk in a group setting. This will soon be ended by an Alice or 'hey mamas' lesbian trying to be adventurous. On holiday Patrick enjoys long walks on the beach in his socks and sandals. When he needs suncream for his pasty skin, he can retrieve it from one of his 50 pockets in his cream cargo shorts (three quarter length ofc). He loves the green and can't hack the soup (the drinking ability of a 14-year-old girl).

"You're such a Patrick"
"Shut the fuck up, I feel sick"

by Paddycakes420 November 25, 2021

Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.

Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary

by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021