party wounds

Injuries incurred from typical party activities such as heavy drinking and dancing. Positive descriptions of one's party wounds e.g. "Check out this bruise!" serve as badges of honour. The more serious the wound the harder one must have been partying.



see also bangover

"How was the party at Hugo's?"
"Face melting! I suffered some harsh party wounds"

by Oh Hello Ghost January 15, 2009

party gunk

The sludge that develops and mutates on every conceivable flat surface during a party. Basically the forensic evidence of the night's tom foolery.

"Did you see the emo kid sneak into the smoking room after everyone came out? He couldn't find any roaches i guess cause he swept up some party gunk off the ashtray and....oh yes he did."

by Nando the shmeh November 20, 2010

Lemon Party

When gay old men get together and have an orgy together.

My gramps loves having Lemon Partys with his friends!

by Oof Roblox69 June 6, 2018

Epic Party

A party of epic proportions, everyone gets wasted. Party grows until the cops come in and end it. A party that everyone remembers. Even the police.

Police: that was most epic party we've crashed man

by yourmotherisgayerthanme November 6, 2009

Party pooper

A person who takes a giant poop at a family reunion

Oh my god he was a party pooper at his mothers birthday party.

by Ed talk November 28, 2019

doe party

similar to a stag party, but one where there are only females.

a guy could probably go to a doe party, but only on Halloween, or as a security guard on any other day

by Sexydimma March 2, 2015

Party junkie

When you're a huge party addict.

Miku, bring on the show.

Mom: Y'know what's worse than drunks?

Kid: no, what?

Mom: party junkies, don't do what they did.

Kid: I'm gonna do it!

Mom: of course you are...

by Aitetsu December 30, 2018